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The True Friendship Poem
DATE: 10/02/2007 18:37:01 / MOOD: happy

 



  hmmmm....i think this is true...











None of that Sissy Crap











Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that
always sound good,







But never actually come close to reality?







Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.







You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-







Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.







1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge against







The sorry bastard who made you sad.







 







2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.







 







3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something
that I must be involved in. 







 







4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance
I get.







 







5. When you are worried -- I will tell you
horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.







 







6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.







 







7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well







Again. I don't want whatever you have.







 







8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.







 







9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?"
you may ask;







" because you are my friend".







 







Friendship is like peeing your pants,







everyone can see it,







But only you can feel the true warmth.







 







Send this to 10 of your closest friends,







Then get depressed because you can only think





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When GOD's blessings are pouring...
DATE: 09/15/2007 15:09:46 / MOOD: happy




Oh I praise God for all the blessings He've been pouring us! We're now in our new job, on temporary housing at Residence Inn Marriott as paid for by CCO. Our 3 bedroom duplex house is not ready yet so we've been extended at the hotel for another month. As we transfer to this new home..no rent, no utility bills, have food allowances for the whole family..how good is that? What more can we ask for at this time? God has provided us all our needs and truly, if we learn to listen to Him and wait for His time to give us the desires of our hearts...it will come in pouring. Sometimes, we may not recognize the blessings He gives us but if we can listen to our friends we surely can listen to GOD!




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Gone Bananas
DATE: 09/04/2007 00:44:35 / MOOD: happy









 
A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about
bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of
bananas on the brain. Read on:

Never, put your banana in the refrigerator! !!
This is interesting.
After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose
combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial
boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a
strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit
with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also
help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions,
making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people
suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This
is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body
converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and
generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates
blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in
the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium
yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the
US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make
official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure
and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped
through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and
lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the
potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore
normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to
laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana
milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the
help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk
soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you
suffer from heartburn, try e ating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood
sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the
affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it
amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria
found pressure at wor k leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and
crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese
were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to
avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar le
vels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels
steady.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders
because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that
can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes
over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit
that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant
mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure
their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because
they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up
smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium
found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine
withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat,
sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we
are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium
levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana
snack.

Strokes: According to research in The New En gland Journal of Medicine,
eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by
strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off
a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the
yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical
tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it
to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three
times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other
vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best
value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so
that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

just wanna share this info...not only that banana's my favorite..got new info as well. i thought it's only rich in potassium but there's a lot to it! Have some!




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